Why you shouldn't use a banana as a bookmark

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Someone used a banana as a bookmark and returned the book to University of Manchester Library in England. Predictably, the results were horrible. Doubling as a free pregnancy test, a new advert for the Swedish furniture maker reveals a special discount code for cribs when expecting moms pee on it. Chris McCabe, 70, said he was trapped in a walk-in freezer in his shop in Devon, England, after the door blew shut behind him. He used a 1.5kg sausage as a battering ram on the release mechanism for the door. Butcher says black pudding saved his life after he was trapped in a freezer. Whatever color you like your pudding make sure you wearing the best Clothing Protectors in the business from Professional Fit Clothing

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